About Last Night

I went out last night with some friends of mine for dinner. It was a really good evening. We discussed a whole range of topics, from Mr.K's sexuality to computer games and more computer games. I was lied to by the waitress. She said the chicken fillets were small, and so I asked for the main with 2 of them as stated in the menu and when they arrived there was enough to feed the starving nations of the world. But that is not the main point of the this post. Where the fun really started was me needing to release a "Blind Dirt Snake From Cak Canyon". The evening was hot and so I was sweating from the heat but the need to have a huge crap made it almost unbearable. After dinner we were walking back to the car which was conveniently parked a fair distance. This gave me time to start building up some gasses. Now, we went to the trendy part of Melbourne with lots of street cafe's and bars. People were sitting at tables on the pavement enjoying the warm evening and good food and fine wine. Then I come along and walk past them releasing a trail of dirty, foul smelling farts. I have not laughed so much in ages. I believe I may have ruined dinner for at least 50-60 people!!!! It is the simple things in life that I enjoy and letting one rip right next to someone about to take a mouthfull of food is one of the better things I have done.
The evening was topped off by driving home along Chapel Street with the windows wound down, the stereo up maximum and speakers crackling out some very bad Indian music.

So thanks ro Mr K, Mr P and Mr D for a great evening out.

BTW, Mr K & P, if so many peole at your work read this Blog then how's about some of them leaving me some comments???