Well, today is the start of another glorious week. I drove in to work today with Drainbrain as her work is about 10 minutes walk from me. The drive in was an interesting one. I did a fart and as the smell started to waft around the car it smelt to me like gravy, but for some reason Drainy disagreed with me and made me open all the windows and turn the air con up to maximum. Needless to say I am disappointed by Drain's reluctance to share my life experiences.
I am still eating the gruel, and it is just becoming routine now. The feeling of constant hunger and the uncontrollable urge to break wind are getting worse than ever. But there seems to be a pattern emerging. I have a light wind during the day, but once I get home and am in Drain's presence I start to blow a full gale.
Coincidence? I'll let you decide.
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