Hi all, time for another post. Not much to say apart from the fact that lately it has been
frickin' hot. So hot, that my throat is as "Dry as a Dead Dingo's Donger" to use an ancient Australian
proverb. I have discovered that I am sweating from places I have never sweated before and trying to fart when your bum crack is full of arse vinegar is a horrific prospect as everytime I let one go it feels like I have shat myself and I gotta check my underpants.Last night was about 25 degrees which made trying to sleep very uncomfortable but help was at hand in the form of our portable evaporative air conditioner. Having that little baby at the foot of the bed blowing cool air up my legs and onto my "Meat and Two Veg" to quote an ancient British proverb was pure bliss.
Going to the toilet at home in this heat is a nightmare. The slightest bit of effort and you start to sweat so much you slide off the toilet seat. Much to Drainy's chargrin, I sit and hold onto my jobs for as long as possible, and once I have built up enough pressure to burst the Hoover dam I go in and without the need for any assistance I easily give birth to a lovely baby bottom log.