Jumping on the band wagon.....My top 10 list

Hello peeps, feeling much better this evening for those interested.
I have noticed that top 10 lists seem to be the rage lately so I am doing one of my own.
Keeping up with the tradition of poo this is a top 10 list of different terms for poo/having a poo.

1. Back one out : The act of reverse parking your breakfast, usually involving much looking over the shoulder, sweating and grunting.
2. Blind dirt snake : A malodorous, legless lizzard inhabiting Cak Canyon, which migrates south every morning.
3. Bomb Bay Mix : A single lavatorial sitting that produces a pot-pouri of stool consistency, from copper bolts to a rusty water geyser and all points in between.
4. Brown Daisy : An unpleasantly scented flower which attracts flies instead of bees.
5. Casting Churchill's Reflection : A political impression involving a porcelain bowl with water in the bottom, your arse and a bum cigar.
6. Gronk : To have a poo. "Bandits at three O'clock, ejaculated Algie. 'Great!' replied Biggles, 'I've got half an hour to have a big smelly gronk!'"
7. Mr.Brown is at the Window : To have a turtle's head. First used by Queen Victoria "Pray forgive us, Mr. Gladstone, but we cannot receive you at the moment. Mr.Brown is at the window, and we fear we may papper our kex."
8. Pace Car : Of paying a sit down visit. The slow, unaerodynamic leading turd that once out of the way, allows the fast, souped-up bastards behind it to put their foot down.
9. John Wayne : To walk like Mrs.Thatcher, ie, a gait adopted after giving birth to Meatloaf's daughter. Makes the walker look like they've been sitting on a horse for three days.
10. Geetle : A bumbob. The little pointed bit that hangs outside your rusty sheriff's badge after you've had a gladys.