Friday, January 07, 2005

Public Notice : Help Required

Has anyone lost a small rodent, possibly dead and rotting? Because it has found it's way up my arse and called it home for the last 2 days.

I have come to the conclusion that my new diet of gruel is making the most unpleasnt odours and even I am having trouble putting up with it. Yesterday also saw the start of something alarming....my dreadnoughts have started to turn a kind of grey/green, and in the last 2 hours I have dropped my guts 3 times.

Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope....

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