Most Blogs are Shite

Hello all,

for those of you that care (and I know there are not many) I have not blogged for a while with anything useful because I have had a kind of melancholy come over me with this whole blogging thing. Trying to constantly think up witty and funny things to say is quite hard and I cannot be bothered to type things like what I ate for breakfast. Also, looking around at other blogs I have come to the conclusion that about 99% of the blogs out there are either political rants, adverts or just so boring that I wonder why these people bother updating their blogs at all. In fact, I think I feel a rant coming on.

First, let's deal with these political blogs. Why? No one reads your crappy little take on why Dubya Bush is so brilliant, no one in the real world cares. How many Australian or English political blogs are out there? Not many that I have come across. Why? Because we have better things to do than waste our time muttering on about a load of tossy old men in suits that have no sense of reality. And to show how much we don't care about your political rantings, just take a look at your blog and notice how many comments people make. NONE. ZERO. ZIP. NIL. I hate you all. You have taken 30 seconds of my life away from me with your boring sense of self importance and your inability to accept any criticism of your political overlord.

Next we have advertising blogs. You are all shit heads and you do nothing but waste valuable bandwidth. Have a read of what a blog is supposed to be and for God's sake remove all the crappy java and flash plugins from your sites. It's bad enough coming across one of your sites without having to wait 30 seconds for it to bloody well load because you stuff it full of crappy plugins. Yo can all die as far as I am concerned.

Lastly we have boring blogs. I don't care how mundane life is. Buy a paper journal and write in there. You should never be allowed to use a computer ever again unless you are going to drop it in the bath while you are still in it and electrocute yourself.

However, if you are lucky enough to have a link to your blog on my site then you are OK and I am not talking about you. And even if you are not linked then I still may not be talking about you. Those who I am talking about know who they are and had better stop.