Today I did a poo, but it was a special poo. It reminded me of a dirty big slug that had attached itself to the milky white bosom of a beautiful young girl just entering her adulthood.
Feel free to complain if you like but that won't change the fact that that's what it looked like.
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that is gross...lol
for a moment there I thought I was reading Ruksaks blog....
But I loved how you delicately put that!
did it smell like a rotting corpse that has been in the sun and filled with maggots that someone vomited on when they accidently stumbled upon them after eating haggis?
Sounds...beautiful.....? :D
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