I Have Found Fecal Nirvana.................

Everyone simply must visit this website. It is the tops for hilarity. In fact I would say get your kids and even your grandmother to have a look. It is fun for the whole family. But don't just take my word for it, have a look for yourself.

http://www.ratemypoo.com

I Have Friends...

They don't really know it yet. But they will!!!!!

Why do.........

people leave pubic hair on toilet seats?

Please let me know so I can better understand them.

Well, hello to my loyal fan. I had a smashing weekend. Friday night went for an Indian meal and it was good. I won't go into detail of what I had as that would be anal (heh heh, I said a anal!!!). Saturday finished off Chrissie shopping and did some other stuff then went for a BBQ at a friends house. They did a lovely roast. I had some beer which was a mistake and nearly shat myself. But I did manage to Christen their toilet several times. If people are going to be spending so much time there then they really need to get some air con installed in the bog. But the upside to it was seeing a photo of Mariah Carey playing golf in hot pants and heels. Sunday I did bugger all as usual.
Can't wait to Christmas so I can open my presents, and to see the look on Drainbrain's face when she sees what I got her.
Signing off now, as I am about to look at Churchill's reflection. i.e. two chubby cheeks with a big brown cigar.

Well, it has finally happened. The popular cubicle that is located diagnolly opposite the door has broken down. Good job I have done my job.

Gawd Bless Lexmark

Gawd bless 'em. They are my supplier of Life Saver sweeties (or lollies if u iz in Oz). Today I have "Pepomint" and they are very nice. Will need to order more toner as this is the last pack. And in case you have not worked it our, Lexmark put Lifesavers in random boxes as a little treat when you buy toner.

Now, to keep my regular visitors happy, I have done 3 plops today and they were good. But yesterday was not good. I did 2 plops in the morning before I left for work. This matter is currently being investigated and a report will be filed once all evidence has been examined.

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Jingle Bell's, Batman Smell's, Robin Laid An Egg.....

It's that most wonderful time of the year.

Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.

BAH HUMBUG.