If I don't get a good night's sleep I am going to crap myself.
The last few nights have been horrible and muggy, and having someone's elbow in the side of my head all night doesn't help matters!!!

"Money for nothing and your chicks's for free"

Those are the immortal words of Dire Straits. They were right about the money. In fact $100's worth of money for nothing. I have yet to see the free chicks, unless you count the salmonela ridden ones at the local poultry farm.

BTW, just so I don't go off topic too much, I did'nt plop until I got into work this morning. Very, very strange as I ALWAYS drop a load first thing when I get up. I will keep you posted if this becomes a regular occurance.

Well, well, well. I hear the low life public servants at a certain city council read this blog. How very interesting. I wonder what the people in charge would think if they knew their staff were wasting time reading crap on the internet? Methinks it is time to start extracting some hush money, especially from the person with the anal lube and handcuffs in their car's glove box.

I just went for a dump and before I dropped my guts I recorded a fart and sent it via MMS to some friends.

I do hope they enjoyed it.

Hello all, I just did a clear out and it was good but that's not the reason I am writing here.

Yesterday I got Half-Life 2 and it was good. I like playing it. The pictures are very nice and the sound is very nice. The controls are very nice and the playability is very nice. Overall I would rate this as being very nice.

Not much happening today. The only thing of note is that I have been answering the prayers of sailors around the world by providing a strong and steady wind to speed them on their way home.

Gawd bless 'er and all who sail in 'er!!!!

"Gadzooks Mrs Penbarthy, that stool has a pot pouri consistency......"