I Have Found Fecal Nirvana.................

Everyone simply must visit this website. It is the tops for hilarity. In fact I would say get your kids and even your grandmother to have a look. It is fun for the whole family. But don't just take my word for it, have a look for yourself.

http://www.ratemypoo.com

I Have Friends...

They don't really know it yet. But they will!!!!!

Why do.........

people leave pubic hair on toilet seats?

Please let me know so I can better understand them.

Well, hello to my loyal fan. I had a smashing weekend. Friday night went for an Indian meal and it was good. I won't go into detail of what I had as that would be anal (heh heh, I said a anal!!!). Saturday finished off Chrissie shopping and did some other stuff then went for a BBQ at a friends house. They did a lovely roast. I had some beer which was a mistake and nearly shat myself. But I did manage to Christen their toilet several times. If people are going to be spending so much time there then they really need to get some air con installed in the bog. But the upside to it was seeing a photo of Mariah Carey playing golf in hot pants and heels. Sunday I did bugger all as usual.
Can't wait to Christmas so I can open my presents, and to see the look on Drainbrain's face when she sees what I got her.
Signing off now, as I am about to look at Churchill's reflection. i.e. two chubby cheeks with a big brown cigar.

Well, it has finally happened. The popular cubicle that is located diagnolly opposite the door has broken down. Good job I have done my job.

Gawd Bless Lexmark

Gawd bless 'em. They are my supplier of Life Saver sweeties (or lollies if u iz in Oz). Today I have "Pepomint" and they are very nice. Will need to order more toner as this is the last pack. And in case you have not worked it our, Lexmark put Lifesavers in random boxes as a little treat when you buy toner.

Now, to keep my regular visitors happy, I have done 3 plops today and they were good. But yesterday was not good. I did 2 plops in the morning before I left for work. This matter is currently being investigated and a report will be filed once all evidence has been examined.

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YES YOU DO.

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Jingle Bell's, Batman Smell's, Robin Laid An Egg.....

It's that most wonderful time of the year.

Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.

BAH HUMBUG.

If I don't get a good night's sleep I am going to crap myself.
The last few nights have been horrible and muggy, and having someone's elbow in the side of my head all night doesn't help matters!!!

"Money for nothing and your chicks's for free"

Those are the immortal words of Dire Straits. They were right about the money. In fact $100's worth of money for nothing. I have yet to see the free chicks, unless you count the salmonela ridden ones at the local poultry farm.

BTW, just so I don't go off topic too much, I did'nt plop until I got into work this morning. Very, very strange as I ALWAYS drop a load first thing when I get up. I will keep you posted if this becomes a regular occurance.

Well, well, well. I hear the low life public servants at a certain city council read this blog. How very interesting. I wonder what the people in charge would think if they knew their staff were wasting time reading crap on the internet? Methinks it is time to start extracting some hush money, especially from the person with the anal lube and handcuffs in their car's glove box.

I just went for a dump and before I dropped my guts I recorded a fart and sent it via MMS to some friends.

I do hope they enjoyed it.

Hello all, I just did a clear out and it was good but that's not the reason I am writing here.

Yesterday I got Half-Life 2 and it was good. I like playing it. The pictures are very nice and the sound is very nice. The controls are very nice and the playability is very nice. Overall I would rate this as being very nice.

Not much happening today. The only thing of note is that I have been answering the prayers of sailors around the world by providing a strong and steady wind to speed them on their way home.

Gawd bless 'er and all who sail in 'er!!!!

"Gadzooks Mrs Penbarthy, that stool has a pot pouri consistency......"

I am going for a crap. BRB.

It is another monday morning. I am very happy. I gotta go pee.
Now, remember kids...........

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Well, well, well. Today I have only done 2 poo's. That is a surprise.

I am bored and tired. Went to bed late last night as I watched the 4400. Concluding part tonight. Must get more change for the vending machines at work, keep having to ask for change.
Still trying to make my own website.
Still need to have a poo but then some things never change.

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We got that cat, that cat is in a trap.
Now I can sleep at night, and I won't get a fright.

I am at work now, and going to go for a poo. More updates later.

Bed Time

I made my lunch for work tomorrow. 2 sandwiches. One with chicken loaf and the other with peanut butter. Also packed 2 apples, 2 bananas and a couple of Yoghurt topped chewy bars. Gonna have pee in a minute then brush my teeth and go to bed. Hopefully have nice dreams and wake up in time for work.

Oh, and I had a shower this evening as well. In my shower I put my hand up my butt crack. It was nice.

Another day

I am at work today. Things broke. I had a king size Milo bar with my lunch.